Financial Management

I had only N4,000 Naira in my wallet and I was very hungry. But I wanted to eat good food, so I went to Golden Tulip Hotel in GRA and made an order of the most expensive meal and wine they had available. After the meals, the drinks and champagne, my bill was N35,500 but I told the waiter that I had only 3k and he called the manager.
Anyway, to cut the long story short, after being angry and disappointed in me, the manager handed me over to the Nigerian Police. On my way to the station, I gave the Police officers N2,000 and I was set free. I still have N2,000 with me.
This is what I call "Financial Management". I will do this again tomorrow.
I'm going to Hotel Presidential for dinner tomorrow....